

May mabait na nag-click. Legend ka.
Di pa pang-Hawaii, pero pwede na pang-pepperoni.
Extra legroom, same puwesto.
Noodles sa LV, sosyal.
Kahit 0.000 something BTC lang, counted yan.
Mini Pasalubong.
One billion pesos? Let’s start with one billion tokens.
Mayaman sa Manila, broke pa rin sa New York.
Ego ko naka-4K sa NYC.
Global citizen na tayo, mga besh.
Supercar Jeepney. Para sa dalawang VIP lang.
Mega Pasalubong.
Bangka XXL. Crowdfunded ng buong internet.
Mula isang piso, hanggang Boracash Island.
Internet money turned into concrete.
Still no product, but vibes are immaculate.
Kasama ₱100M sweldo (at lifetime bragging rights)
Slide into my DMs and let’s drive this.
Stamp me a DM to the American Dream.
Build me a DM.
Fly into my DMs.
My DM is streaming wide open.
DM me to lift this off.